1.
The User:
“Do it now or I’ll find someone else who will!”
Pros:
Maybe he will find someone else
Cons:
Maybe he won’t
2.
The Snob:
“You hit the jackpot tonight!”
Pros:
Nice to look at, popular
Cons:
Your own life will become completely irrelevant.
3.
The Leech:
“Please, I need, I need!”
Pros:
Always there
Cons:
Always there
4.
The Psychopath:
“Let me tie you up in knots.”
Pros:
He may end up in jail, they may do a movie about your life.
Cons:
You’ll be tortured first.
5.
Joe Bum:
“I’ve been lying here dreaming about us all day.”
Pros:
Always around, well rested
Cons:
You will support him for t he rest of your life
6.
The Genius:
“What an infantile comment, is there a brain in that head.”
Pros:
You’ll probably be rich.
Cons:
You will never measure up, no matter how hard you try.
7.
The Briber:
“After all I’ve done for you, now it’s your turn.”
Pros:
Lots of gifts.
Cons:
You’ve sold yourself.
8.
Arnold Basher:
“I could make you!”
Pros:
You’ll never need an expensive alarm system.
Cons:
A future of bashing and beatings.
9.
The Sneak:
“We don’t have to go all the way, lets just take off our clothes.”
Pros:
Not home much.
Cons:
You’ll always wonder who he’s with this time.
